Batman, like all Super Heroes, has his enemies. Who can blame them? He’s strong, smart, sexy, drives the Batmobile, and lives in the Batcave with his crime-fighting partner, Robin. Batman and Robin also get to slide up and down on the Batpole, draw your own conclusion. Night Wing is definitely no fan of Batman’s and starts off dropping an f-bomb when describing him. Could this spell disaster for our sexy Super Hero? We hope not!
In swoops our sexy hero, ready to fight yet another scoundrel who dares to challenge him and threaten the good citizens. Not only does Batman have justice on his side, he also has a significant advantage in height and strength. Night Wing, of course, fights for the lowlife members of society, so one must always be on the look out for underhanded tricks. Batman is able to take an early advantage and is tossing Night Wing around with no effort at all. Batman grabs Captain America’s shield and use it against this evil villain. Night Wing is quickly begging for mercy, more so after Batman strips him down to an electric blue thong. Batman even forces Night Wing to eat his boots, well, not literally, but you get the picture.
Night Wing proves to be no match for the crime-fighting Super Hero. Batman proves superior in every way as Night Wing is tossed around like a sack of garbage. Much the way that a villain would tie a damsel in distress to a railroad track, Batman ties Night Wing to the top of the slave cage. As a final victory, Batman takes the mask away from Night Wing, holds it up, and proclaims, “JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!”
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